1、我给你讲三只小猪的故事，其他两只睡着了，就差你了。
Ill tell you the story of three little pigs. The other two little pigs are asleep, only you.
2、别人打游戏一秒换三装不是问题，我打游戏躲在草丛买装备都要挑半天，队友问我是不是在砍价。
Its not a problem for other people to change their clothes for three times in a second when playing games. It takes half a day for me to hide in the grass and buy equipment. My teammates ask if Im bargaining.
3、分享今天的自己，以后可能见不到这么好看的我了，会看见更好看的我。
Share todays self, you may not see such a good-looking me in the future, you will see a better-looking me.
4、请大喊三声美女，我会马上出现。如果没反应，请再喊三声，以此类推。谢谢！
Please shout three beauties. Ill be right there. If there is no response, please shout three more times, and so on. thank you!
5、乖乖穿上裙子变成了乘乘，敢敢动心了变成憨憨，熊熊剪了指甲变成了能能。
Its a multiplication to put on the skirt, and "dare" to become silly and cute because of the moving heart. The bears fingernails are cut to become able.
6、我太没安全感了，我应该和安全警报器谈恋爱。
Im too insecure. I should fall in love with the security alarm.
7、喜欢一个人是藏不住的，但是你多喜欢几个就能藏住了。
Like a person is not hidden, but you like a few can hide.
8、为什么不回我消息，就因为我没发吗？
Why don you reply to me just because I didn send it?
9、有时候真的好讨厌自己，明明什么都不会干，还那么可爱。
Sometimes I really hate myself. I can do anything. Im so cute.
10、大家好，我是玉米，你要是惹我，我就会变成爆米花。
Hello everyone, Im corn. If you mess with me, Ill turn into popcorn.
11、喜欢一个人太累了，所以我喜欢十个人。
Its too tired to like one person, so I love ten people.
12、你喜欢什么颜色的麻袋，我把自己装好送给你。
What color do you like? Ill pack myself and give it to you.
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