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①我真的太讨厌这个天气了，再也不要去背着书包炸学校了，最好把太阳炸掉。
I really hate this weather, don go to carry the schoolbag to blow up the school again, had better blow up the sun.
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②只有弱者在分手的时候才会在分手的时候抱着对方的大腿，最后被甩开，而强者一般抱住对方之后对方根本寸步难行。
Only weak people hold each other by the thigh when they break up and are finally shaken off, while strong people generally hold each other before each other is unable to move at all.
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③你们体重45千克的体重称都是哪里买的，为什么我的永远都不低于60千克，可以的话给我发个链接。
Where did you buy your weight of 45 kg? Why my weight is never less than 60 kg? Please send me a link if you can.
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④如果你觉得暑假太无聊，就借我200块钱吧，然后每天催我还债打发时间。
If summer vacation is too boring for you, just lend me 200 yuan and urge me to pay off my debts every day to pass the time.
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⑤等我老了，就买个电动轮椅开着去广场上玩，我也不跳舞，毕竟广场舞我也学不会，就看看那个老头比较帅。
Wait me old, buy an electric wheelchair to open to play on the square, I also don dance, after all square dance I also can learn, just look at that old man more handsome.
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⑥往往最高端的食材都是采用最朴素的烹饪方式，吃牛排我只吃0.001分熟，基本上就是把牛拉出来晒晒太阳就追着牛啃。
The most expensive ingredients are usually cooked in the simplest way. When I eat steak, I only eat 0.001 medium rare. Basically, I just pull the cow out in the sun and chase the cow to chew.
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⑦这么久了也没有什么福利给朋友圈，不如就在点赞的小伙伴中抽一个，被抽中的小伙伴请我吃海底捞，先到先得啊 快来参与吧，这样的机会百年难遇。
For so long, there is no welfare for friends circle. Why not choose one of the friends in thumb up? The chosen one asks me to eat haidilao, first come first served.
⑧为什么不论是预习还是复习对我来说都没用，直到学习了英文我明白了预习（review）和（preview）之间，有个P用。
Why is it useless for me to preview or review? Until I learn English, I understand the "P" between review and preview.
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