天天顶着个重重的脑袋，可惜没啥用！
Every day I walk with a heavy head, but it seems it has no use at all!
我掉下去的每个坑，好像都是我自己挖的！
Every hole I fell into seems to have been dug by myself before!
一旦我考试正常发挥，就会考的很烂！
As long as I carefully finish the examination and everything is as usual, Ill be sure to have a very bad grade!
为什么我上不来的是身高，下不去的是体重？
Why what I can go up is the height, can go down is the weight?
别人要么有钱，要么有闲，我倒好，一个都不占！
Other people either have money, or have leisure, I am good, having none of them!
我要是和生活认真计较起来，早不想活了！
If I ever get serious about life, I don want to live from the beginning!
长得不好看能怪谁呢，还不是只能自己默默扛着。
Who can blame for not having a good appearance,I can only accept the truth silently by myself.
好运估计是嫌我寒酸，从不肯靠近我！
i think good luck has estimated that I am poor, so it is never willing to be close to me!
我的身价只有在乞丐中才算有点高贵！
Only among beggars is my value appears to be a little high!
老天让我存在就是派我去仰视别人的！
God made me exist in the world just to look up to others.
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