一、免费算命，只需要带上自拍一张，帮你测测未来的女朋友是不是我，非常准。
Free fortune telling, just bring a self-portrait to help you test whether my future girlfriend is very accurate.
二、今天有点不开心，虽然不是你造成的，但是你能不能给我道个歉。
Im a little unhappy today. Although you didn cause it, can you apologize to me?
三、这都不点赞说明你手机不行。
If you don like it, it means your mobile phone won work.
四、好朋友失恋了，我也不知道怎么安慰她，只好把她拉黑了。
My good friend fell out of love, and I didn know how to comfort her, so I had to blacken her
五、18块钱的奶茶你说喝就喝，15块的视频会员你求了30个人。
18 yuan of milk tea, you can drink 15 yuan of video members, and you asked for 30 people.
六、最近圆了许多，我的可爱又多了一吨。
Recently, I have rounded a lot, and my cuteness has gained another ton
七、世界上原本没有公主直到我们的出现。
There was no princess in the world until we appeared.
八、保持美丽的细节，以前是睡觉，现在是修图。
Keep beautiful details. I used to sleep, but now I am retouching.
九、又到了已空调和冰淇淋为伍的时候了。
Its time for air conditioning and ice cream.
十、爱上一座城市从机场，开始爱上一个人从冰淇淋开始。
Fall in love with a city, start with the airport, and start with ice cream.
十一、冰淇淋那么凉，哪来的热量。
Ice cream is so cold, where can you get the heat?
十二、今日的猪栏，多了一只伤心的小猪崽。
There is a sad piglet in the pigsty today
十三、天天收红包怪不好意思的，没办法主要是我这个人太有吸引力了，你说是吧蚊子？
Im sorry to receive red envelopes every day. Im too attractive, don you think, Mozzie?
十四、她模仿我的穿衣风格，想跟我一样，想学我，可惜，他没办法做到我穿A还空杯。
She imitates my dressing style and wants to learn from me as much as I do. Unfortunately, he can do it. I still have an empty cup in A.
十五、有人互送礼物呀？你送我精美礼物，我送你具体地址。
Someone gives gifts to each other? You give me a beautiful gift, and Ill give you the specific address.
十六、我怎么没运动了？我每天打把游戏锻炼手，蹲个链接锻炼膝盖，早上起坐晚上仰卧锻炼小腹，你知道我有多辛苦吗？
Why didn I exercise? I exercise my hands by playing games every day, squat a link to exercise my knees, sit up in the morning and lie on my back at night to exercise my lower abdomen. Do you know how hard I work?
十七、每次看到情侣在树上刻下自己的名字，我就会陷入深深的沉思，为什么有那么多人带着刀去约会。
Every time I see a couple carving their names on a tree, I fall into deep meditation on why so many people go on a date with knives.
十八、刚刚称了一下瘦了十斤，原来是易烊千玺送我的钻戒没带。
I just weighed a MengMeng and lost ten pounds. I didn bring the diamond ring that Jackson Yee gave me.
十九、抽个人给我买奶茶，你没有钱，那是你的问题，你自己解决，我不要你觉得我要我觉得，听我的，就这样，给我打钱。
Pick someone to buy me milk tea, you don have money, thats your problem, you solve it yourself, I don want you to think I want me to think, listen to me, just like that, give me money.
二十、晚上睡不着，实在没办法，开始数羊，假装一只羊一只羊从眼前跳跃奔跑。结果越数越清醒，最后数羊的节凑跟不上羊跑的节奏了。
I can sleep at night, so I can help it. I started counting sheep and pretended to jump and run from front of my eyes. As a result, the more you count, the more awake you are. Finally, you can keep up with the rhythm of sheep running
二十一、抛个硬币如果摔碎了今天就不吃晚饭了。
Flip a coin. If it breaks, I won have dinner today.
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