我不骂人,因为我动手能力比较强。
I don swear, because Im more practical.
人和猪的区别是:猪一直是猪,而人有时却不是人!
The difference between human and pig is that pig is always pig, but human is not human sometimes!
告诉大家,打游戏真的能找到男朋友,我男朋友就是在游戏里跟别人跑了。
To tell you, playing games can really find a boyfriend, my boyfriend is running with others in the game.
问:“如何委婉地形容别人丑?”答:“此颜差矣!”
How to euphemistically describe others as ugly Answer: "this appearance is bad!"
吃,我所欲也。瘦,亦我所欲也。二者不可得兼。我了个去也。
Eat what I want. Thin is what I want. You can have both. I went there.
睡眠是身体最好的安全机制,它能让你在八小时内,不会把事情搞砸。
Sleep is the bodys best safety mechanism, it can let you in eight hours, don mess up.
有一种女孩,脑海里只有两件事:吃和减肥。
There is a girl who has only two things in mind: eating and losing weight.
回家路上,还看到很多外卖小哥奔波送餐,突然感到很励志,别人这么晚了都还在吃,我又有什么理由不吃?
On the way home, I saw a lot of takeout boys rushing to deliver meals. I suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. Why don I eat?
你心情好嘛,能借我几天吗,我的坏了。
You e in a good mood. Can you lend me a few days? Mine is broken.
为了想清楚昨天为什么失眠,想了一夜,我通宵了。
In order to figure out why I lost sleep yesterday, I spent the whole night thinking about it.
如果你哪天嫁不出去了,就来非诚勿扰找孟非吧!
If you can get married one day, come to Meng Fei if you are the one!
吾日三省吾身,省着点吃,省着点买,省着点用。
I think about myself every day, save food, buy and use.
大家有什么好看的衣服推荐吗?一万以下30块左右。
Do you have any good clothes to recommend? Less than 10000 yuan, about 30 yuan.
每当我准备认真学习的时候,这个世界就变得非常有趣,任何风吹草动都能吸引我。
Whenever I am ready to study hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any wind and grass can attract me.
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