The Simpsons Movie script
We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere.
Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out.
Itchy... Itchy...
Boring!
Dad, we can see the movie.
I can believe we e paying to see something we get on TV for free.
If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker.
Especially you.
Movie on the big screen!
Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
All right, well, thanks a lot for coming.
Weve been playing for three and a half hours.
Now wed like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
- You suck! - Shut up and play!
- Preachy! - We e not being preachy.
But the pollution in your lake, its dissolving our barge.
I thought they touched on a vital issue.
I beg to differ.
Gentlemen, its been an honor playing with you tonight.
For the latest rock band to die in our town...
...Lord, hear our prayer.
Lord, hear our prayer.
I hate being late.
Well, I hate going.
Why can I worship the Lord in my own way...
...by praying like hell on my deathbed?
Homer, they can hear you inside.
Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God.
How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.
Today Id like to try something a little different.
Im going to call on one of you!
Now, the word of God dwells within everyone.
I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit...
What is it, Ned?
The good Lord is telling me to confess to something.
Gay, gay, gay.
An immodest sense of pride in our community.
Somebody else?
Let the Lords light shine upon you.
Feel the spirit.
Let it out!
Horrible, horrible things are going to happen!
And they e gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you.
Whoa, nelly!
People of Springfield, heed this warning:
Twisted tail!
A thousand eyes!
Trapped forever!
Dad, do something!
This book doesn have any answers!
Beware! Beware! Time is short!
Believe me! Believe me!
Thanks for listening.
Okay, who wants waffles?
I do, I do, I do!
Wait a minute. What about Grampa?
- I want syrup! - I want strawberries!
Something happened to that man.
Ill tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment.
But thats okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it.
What is the point of going to church every Sunday...
...when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it?
Right, Grampa?
I want bananas on my waffles.
I rest my case.
Im not dropping this.
Wait a minute. Im still in the car.
Oh, right.
"Take out hornets nest."
Check."Fix sinkhole."
Check.
"Re-shingle roof"?
Steady.
Steady.
Why, you little...!
Ill teach you to laugh at something thats funny!
You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.
What kind of fun?
How about a dare contest?
That sounds fun. I dare you to...
...climb the TV antenna!
- Piece of cake. - Earthquake!
Aftershock!
Homer, I don mean to be a Nervous Pervis...
...but if he falls, couldn that make your boy a paraplege-arino?
Shut up, Flanders.
- Yeah, shut up, Flanders. - Well said, boy.
Steady. Steady.
Steady...
Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday...
...but Im sure you e as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.
Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev...
Why, its the little girl who saved my cat.
Lake Springfield is...
Come on over, Lisa.
You can canvass me as long as you want.
Milhouse, you don care about the environment.
Hey. I am very passionate about the planet.
Say global warming is a myth.
Its a myth! Further study is needed!
Thats for selling out your beliefs.
Oh, poor Milhouse.
Dream coming true.
Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over...?
Two thousand gallons a year.
- Turning off lights can save... - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter...
Wed be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.
Im Colin.
I haven seen you at school.
Moved from Ireland. My dads a musician.
- Is he...? - Hes not Bono.
- I just thought, because you e Irish and... - Hes not Bono.
Do you play?
Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass.
Hes pure gold. For once in your life, be cool.
So is your name as pretty as your face?
You okay there?
Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!
What could that be?
I believe its the sound the Green Lantern made...
...when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid.
Yeah. Thanks for coming over.
Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants.
Never known comfort like this.
Why did I suggest this?
All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare.
I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...
...naked.
- How naked? - Fourth base.
Girls might see my doodle.
Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life.
Every morning, youll wake up to "Good morning, chicken."
At your wedding, Ill sing:
I like men now.
Don look where Im pointing!
Stop in the name of American squeamishness!
Boys, before we eat, don forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...
Penis?!
- Bountiful penis. - Bountiful penis.
Amen.
Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, its the law.
Lunchtime!
You can just leave me out here.
Don worry, we found a friend for you to play with.
Nelson, honey, where have you been?
- Dad! - What seems to be the problem, officers?
Tell him you dared me to do it.
If thats true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
And what happens to me if its my fault?
Youll have to attend a one-hour parenting class.
It was all his idea! Hes out of control, I tell you!
Im at my wits end.
Its so...
See you in court, kid.
Okay, son, lets get some lunch.
Did you at least bring my clothes?
Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- You didn bring my pants. - Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
This is the worst day of my life.
The worst day of your life so far.
- Say, Bart? - What do you want, Flanders?
If you need pants, I carry an extra pair.
You know how boys are, always praying through the knees.
Why are you helping me? Im not your kid.
We e neighbors. Im sure your father would do the same for my boys.
Thank you.
- Hey, whats with you? - You really wanna know?
Of course I do.
What kind of a father wouldn care about...?
A pig wearing a hat!
Action.
Hey, hey! Its your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger.
If you can find a greasier sandwich, you e in Mexico!
And we e clear.
Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
What...?! You can kill him if hes wearing people clothes!
You e coming home with me.
"A thousand eyes." What could that be?
Im pretty sure a thousand is a number.
Hey, Marge. Isn it great being married to someone whos recklessly impulsive?
Actually, its aged me horribly.
Then say hello to the newest Simpson.
Homer!
I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this.
Please, get rid of that pig.
Oh, you e gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you.
You nailed her.
He also does me.
You smiled. Im off the hook.
Oh, you have so many looks.
So thats what snug is.
Whos a good pig?
Whos a good pig?
Rough day, huh, son?
You don know what rough is, sister.
Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies...
...I take them fishing.
Does your dad ever take you fishing?
Dad, its not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish.
If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity.
I think I have a nibble.
I think fishing might be more fun with you.
Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa?
No way. Cocoas for wusses.
Well, sir, if you change your mind, its on the windowsill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wait. I didn tell you the best part. He loves the environment.
Oh, wait! I still didn tell you the best part. Hes got an Irish brogue.
No, no, wait! I still didn tell you the best part.
Hes not imaginary!
Oh, honey, thats great.
But the very best thing is that he listens to you.
Because nothing means more than for a man to...
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can , hes a pig
Look out He is the Spider-Pig
Are we having fun yet?
We are now. Youve got a bite.
Whoa, mama!
Oh, no, my good pole!
You e not strangling me.
What the...? Stranglings only good for...
Well, its not good for anything.
The only time you should lay hands on a boy...
...is to give him a good pat on the back.
Hey, what the hell are you...?
One more time.
Honey, Im home.
We are at the tipping point, people.
If we don do something now...
Im sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isn he dreamy?
Agreed.
Okay, so heres the bottom line:
If we don change our ways right now...
...pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level.
Thats not so bad.
No, the lift is stuck.
Am I getting through to anyone?
Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things.
All in favor of a new scissor lift, say "aye."
- Aye. - No!
This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare.
But I knew you wouldn listen.
So I
问题一：母乳喂奶用英语怎么说 母乳喂奶
Breast feeding
在有些人看来。母乳喂奶不太雅观。
Breast feeding may seem immodest to some people.
问题二：喂奶的英文，喂奶的翻译，怎么用英语翻译喂奶，喂奶用 nurse
n.护士，看护； 奶妈，保姆，阿妈，保育员； 保护人，培养者，养成所，发祥地； [植]保护树，[虫]保护虫，保育虫，[动]世代交替的无性期的个体
vt.& vi.护理； 照料； 喂； (婴儿)吃奶;(母亲)给…喂奶
vt.培育； 怀抱； 搂抱； 调治
问题三：给宝宝喂奶 用英文怎么说, feed the baby 就知道是给他喂奶了
问题四：乳汁的英语怎么说 lactic 乳汁
人奶、母乳huma顶 milk
milk 牛奶，非正式用法也可以表示人奶
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