为了遇到你，我买了红绳，在端午节那天亲手系在你的手腕，欢喜让我无法想象，你会剪断它，毫无征兆。
In order to meet you, I bought a red string and tied it to your wrist on the Dragon Boat Festival. The joy made me unable to imagine that you would cut it without any sign.
“粽子太贵可以用别的方式庆祝端午吗？”“当然有了，你还可以去投江”
"Can the dumplings be too expensive to celebrate Dragon Boat Festival in other ways?" "Of course, you can still go to the river"
“ 为什么要纪念屈原？”他投江为国人争取1天假日，值得尊敬。”
"Why do you want to commemorate Qu Yuan?" He voted for the Chinese to fight for a one-day holiday, worthy of respect. "
屈原不跳江，我们也想不到放3天假。
Qu Yuan didn jump the river, and we couldn think of 3 days off.
我严重怀疑月老把我的红线拿来包粽子了。
I seriously doubt that Elder Moon has used my red thread to make dumplings.
那以后我们打个商量，你吃粽子我吃里面的蛋黄。
After that, we will discuss with you, if you eat dumplings, I will eat the egg yolk inside.
单身狗吃什么粽子都是咸的，有情人吃什么粽子都是甜的。
Any dumplings eaten by single dogs are salty, and those eaten by sweethearts are sweet.
牛顿死了，丢下一堆公式。屈原死了，留下端午三天假。
Newton was dead and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan died, leaving three days off for the Dragon Boat Festival.
忽然发现端午节快到了，今年还是第一次因为疫情不能去马尔代夫度假，往年都是因为没钱。
Suddenly discovered that the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching. This is the first time this year that I cannot go to the Maldives for an outbreak because of the epidemic.
粽子，就是转眼被遗弃的食物，你的辉煌只有一天，一年只有一次，过了端午节，你是身价跌得一文不值，也没有人会吃掉你，吃不完会把你扔掉，无论节前身价在昂贵，转身就一文不值。
Zongzi is the abandoned food in a blink of an eye. Your glory is only one day, only once a year. After the Dragon Boat Festival, you are worthless, and no one will eat you. Regardless of the high price before the holiday, turning around is worthless.
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