1、太久没接吻了，吃个鸭舌都有种被强吻的感觉。
I haven kissed for a long time, so I feel strongly kissed when I eat a duck tongue.
2、手机通话记录里，出现最多的两个字：快递。
In the mobile phone call record, there are two most words: express delivery.
3、第二杯半价，吃得有点撑了。
The second cup is half price. Its a bit full.
4、我的情路特别顺，压根就没有人。
My love road is so smooth that there is no one at all.
5、我的电瓶车后座全是土。
The back of my battery car is all dirt.
6、每当别人问我单身多久了，我就感觉像在问我年纪一样。
Whenever people ask me how long Ive been single, I feel like asking my age.
7、泡面都有人泡，为什么我没有人泡。
Someone is making instant noodles. Why don no one bubble me.
8、请叫我单身龟，毕竟狗活不了那么长时间。
Please call me a single turtle. After all, dogs can live that long.
9、单身久了别说拧瓶盖，消防栓我都能打开。
Ive been single for a long time. I can open the fire hydrant, let alone screw the bottle cap.
10、七夕那天我家狗都出去约会了，我负责在家看门，等狗回家。
On Chinese Valentines day, all my dogs went out for a date. I was in charge of watching at home and waiting for the dog to go home.
11、除了节假日中国移动给我发信息，其他时候没见手机震动过。
Except for the holidays when China Mobile sent me messages, I didn see the mobile phone shake.
12、女孩跟我多说一句话，我连我们孩子的名字都想好了。
The girl said one more word to me. I even thought about the names of our children.
13、下雨天，别的女孩都在等男朋友送伞，而我在等雨停。
On a rainy day, other girls are waiting for their boyfriend to deliver the umbrella, while I am waiting for the rain to stop.
14、别人都是手牵手，我却只能左手牵右手。
Others are hand in hand, but I can only let my left hand hold my right hand.
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