朋友圈摆摊:哄睡觉200块,谈心无聊解闷1小时120块 ,童叟无欺,帅哥八折,长期经营。
Friends stand: coax bed 200 pieces, 1 hour talk bored boredom 120 piece, kid sou have no deceit, handsome boy eighty percent, long-term operation.
地球这么大,却没有我的六室三厅二厨三卫一个后花园,外加一个游泳池。
The earth is so big, but it doesn have my back garden with six bedrooms, three halls, two kitchens, three bathrooms and one swimming pool.
做人要讲信用,既然我说了每天要早睡,那就要天天说。
To be honest, since I said to go to bed early every day, I should say it every day.
我问教练健完身能不能喝奶茶,教练说:“实在想喝就喝一点点。”于是我就买了一大杯一点点奶茶。
I asked the coach if he could drink milk tea after he was healthy. The coach said, "just drink a little if you really want to." So I bought a big cup of milk tea.
挑战单身100天,今天是第9380天。
Challenge to be single for 100 days, today is day 9380.
2月份口罩,我错过了,
3月份体温枪,我错过了,
4月份溶布,我错过了,
5月份头盔,我错过了,
6月份摆地摊,我觉得我不能再错过了。
Masks in February I missed
I missed the march temperature gun
I missed the April dissolve cloth
Helmet I missed in May
Put stall in June, I think I can miss it.
岁月是把杀猪刀,可是它拿丑的人一点办法都没有呢。
Years is a butchers knife, but it has no way to take ugly people.
我再也不会屁大点事,都会发到朋友圈里了,这和我刚上完厕所没有冲突。
I won fart any more. Its going to be in my friends circle. Its not in conflict with the fact that I just went to the toilet.
大家好,我叫晴晴,因为今天没有太阳所以我叫青青。
Hello everyone, my name is Qingqing, because there is no sun today, so my name is Qingqing.
我不用摆摊,我站在那里,别人就觉得我是个脑瘫。
I don need to set up a stall. When I stand there, others think Im cerebral palsy.
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